If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it. …
Insult #23
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. …
Insult #22
I fart in your general direction. …
Insult #21
For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. …
Insult #20
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? …
Insult #19
You are a smelly pirate hooker. …