Holy hell, son, you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop! …
Insult #17
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. …
Insult #16
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite? …
Insult #15
I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain. …
Insult #14
I'll tell you what. The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out. …
Insult #13
How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? …